March 26, 2026

Here's info on the No Kings protests coming up this Saturday, March 28. 

Raquel Uribe of NBC News: "... Donald Trump is adding his name to U.S. dollar bills, the first time a sitting president’s signature will go on paper currency, the Treasury Department announced Thursday. Trump’s signature will go on the bills in honor of the country’s 250th anniversary, the Treasury said. Historically, paper currency carries the signatures of the treasury secretary and the treasurer.... U.S. paper currency has featured the treasurer’s along with the treasury secretary’s or the register of the treasurer’s signatures since it was first printed in 1861." MB: Seriously, Congress should put a stop to this. If they want to give him a gold-painted eagle prize, fine. But his fat scrawl on U.S. currency? Absolutely not.  

Guardian: “Donald Trump announced Thursday he will sign an order instructing the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to pay Transportation Security Administration agents immediately. 'I am going to sign an Order instructing the Secretary of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, to immediately pay our TSA Agents in order to address this Emergency Situation, and to quickly stop the Democrat Chaos at the Airports,' Trump wrote on social media. 'I want to thank our hardworking TSA Agents and also, ICE, for the incredible help they have given us at the Airports.'” At 6:50 pm ET, this is a breaking story. ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Oh, so Trump could have paid TSA workers all along but chose not to???

     ~~~ Update: The Washington Post's story is here. This is key: “The White House did not immediately respond to questions about what legal authority Trump was employing for his order.” MB: I'm guessing Trump will let somebody else worry about that. Or maybe he'll just tell Markwayne to wrestle to the ground anybody who gives him lip about it.

Alexander Bolton of the Hill: “Senate Democrats on Thursday defeated an amendment sponsored by Sen. Jon Husted (R), Ohio’s former secretary of state, to require voters to show photo ID when casting ballots in person or voting by mail, despite previous statements by Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) that Democrats support photo ID requirements for elections. The Senate voted 52-47 to defeat the amendment, which needed 60 votes to be adopted.”

Leo Sands & Susannah George of the Washington Post: “... Donald Trump said Thursday that progress has been made in negotiations with Tehran aimed at ending the Iran war. Talks 'are going very well,' he wrote in a post on social media. In the same post, Trump said he would delay attacks on Iran’s energy infrastructure by an additional 10 days. Trump issued a 48-hour ultimatum to Iran last weekend, saying he would 'obliterate' the country’s power plants, beginning with the largest, if it did not reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The president on Monday issued a new five-day timeline, saying negotiations to end the war had begun.”

Megan Messerly of Politico: “... Donald Trump on Thursday revealed, for the first time, why he has faith that Iran is willing to negotiate a peace deal, even as missiles continue to fly across the region. Iran, he said, allowed eight oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz as a show of good faith, and then sent through two more as an apology — collectively, the 'present' he teased on Tuesday. 'I said, “Well, I guess we’re dealing with the right people,’” Trump said during a 90-minute Cabinet meeting, his first since the war with Iran began nearly a month ago. The White House declined to provide further details about the tankers, which Trump said he believed were flying the Pakistani flag. Trump also did not elaborate on who the 'right people' were that the U.S. is talking to. But its framing as a 'present' from Iran to Trump helped bridge the gap between the president’s optimism that a deal could be reached and the reality in the Middle East where Iran, Israel and the United States are still firing barrages of missiles.”

     ~~~ Via Tom Sullivan on Hullabaloo. 

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David Sanger of the New York Times: “Nearly a month into the war, the United States and Iran struggled to find a way to begin negotiations over peace terms on Wednesday, with each insisting it had the upper hand in the conflict and that the other was desperate for a way out. The United States circulated a 15-point peace plan, diplomats said, demanding what would amount to a complete termination of Iran’s nuclear program and sharp limits on the reach and size of their missile arsenal. It bore strong resemblance to the U.S. demands in February, during negotiations that collapsed when the United States and Israel struck Iran on Feb. 28. But the Iranian government, in a statement issued through state television, declared it would not end the conflict unless the United States paid war reparations and recognized 'Iran’s exercise of sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz,' suggesting it would continue to decide which ships pass through the narrow strait and which remained bottled up, unable to deliver oil or fertilizer. The messages between the two countries were being passed by Pakistan.... But neither Iran nor the United States would confirm such discussions, each wanting to avoid seeming the overeager party in a conflict where each wants to demonstrate it holds the upper hand.”

Mustafa Salim, et al., of the Washington Post: “The Iraqi government on Wednesday accused the United States of attacking a clinic on a military base in western Anbar province, killing seven members of the Iraqi military and injuring 13.... The airstrike constituted 'heinous aggression,' to which Iraq reserved 'the right to respond by all available means,' said Sabah al-Numan, a spokesman for the commander of Iraq’s armed forces. It 'undermines the relationship between the peoples of Iraq and the United States of America,' he added. The U.S. denied targeting a clinic but did not provide details.... The U.S. military operates from installations within Iraq, including a strategic air base located northwest of where the strikes occurred. The Iraqi government has for years publicly said that it wanted U.S. forces to withdraw from the country, though it has relied on American troops in a shared fight against Islamic State militants in the region.

To Help or Not to Help, That Is the Question. Mark Landler of the New York Times: “Iran’s de facto closure of the strategic waterway has set off a full-blown energy crisis across the Continent. With skyrocketing oil and gas prices angering voters throughout Europe, the pressure is mounting on its leaders to take more forceful actions to reopen the shipping lanes. Yet at the same time, Europe’s political winds are blowing ever more fiercely against the war, raising the stakes for leaders to take part. The military campaign is faulted by many Europeans, especially on the left, who say it is gratuitous, illegal and now is threatening Europe’s fragile growth. The leaders also remain haunted by the Iraq War, which Britain supported, to its lasting regret.... 

“For all Mr. Trump’s pressure on Europe, he has not made it easy for its leaders to support him. The United States did not consult allies on the joint U.S.-Israeli operation or, in most cases, even give them a heads-up. The lack of collaboration came after a fraught period in which Mr. Trump escalated his threats of a takeover of Greenland and zigzagged in his support for Ukraine. Mr. Trump has since been insulting to European leaders, particularly Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Britain, who worked assiduously to cultivate him.... Even when he appealed to the Europeans to step up, Mr. Trump managed to disparage them.” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Obviously, there is no "easy" answer, but were I the leader of a European country, I would think of my own country's needs first, Europe's second & the U.S.'s not so much. Yesterday somebody in Iran put out that the country was letting certain vessels through the strait (for substantial bounties, I gather), so European leaders ought to be able to negotiate directly with Iran to let ships pass that are bound for Europe. Oh, plus there's this: ~~~

     ~~~ Victor Jack, et al., of Politico: “Donald Trump’s messaging on what he wants from American allies in his war against Iran is so confusing that any effort to help in reopening the Strait of Hormuz remains deadlocked, according to four European government officials. Washington has not made any formal requests for equipment, said the officials..., while allies are also reluctant to send military assets to the region over fears they would be attacked by Iran. More than 30 nations, including a majority of NATO countries, have pledged 'appropriate efforts' to restart shipping through the critical trade chokepoint after the U.S. president slammed allies as 'COWARDS' for failing to volunteer their assistance.... 'The big picture is: the U.S. has asked us to take care of and defend our own countries, take care of supporting Ukraine … and now [the] Middle East and global supply chains,' said one senior European government official, calling it 'absurdly incoherent to put it mildly.'”

Jamelle Bouie of the New York TimesIt appears that both the president and the White House expected token resistance [from Iran], followed by the collapse of the Iranian regime, the installation of a pro-American government — or at least one we could tolerate — and a return to the status quo ante: a replay, in essence, of the president’s first intervention of the year, in Venezuela.... The president ignored counsel that warned of something like the current situation.... Why can’t the White House see what others could easily predict?... [Because] Trump is famously indifferent to the concerns of those around him. He is a consummate narcissist, and he is, without question, the most solipsistic person ever to occupy the Oval Office. Over his decades on the public stage, we have seen little to no evidence that he believes in the existence of other minds.... By virtue of his position, Trump is a dangerous figure. But he is also a weak and deeply unpopular president. The upshot of his impenetrable egotism, for his opponents, is that there are plenty of opportunities to make him weaker and even more unpopular.” (Also linked yesterday.) 

Paul Waldman: We have ourselves a Dunning-Kruger president, one who is supremely confident in his abilities on a range of topics where he is completely ignorant. And now he has taken us into a Dunning-Kruger war, defined by that fatal combination of ignorance and confidence.... When his ignorance is exposed, Trump claims that he couldn’t have known what he didn’t know, because nobody knew it. ... Earlier this week he said..., 'Look at the way they attacked unexpectedly all of those countries surrounding them,' he said. 'That was not supposed to- nobody was even thinking about it.'... Trump seemed to believe that Iran, upon being attacked by the U.S. and Israel, would do absolutely nothing in response.... [BUT] Of course [Iran] would attack U.S. allies in the region, and of course they would shut down traffic through the Strait of Hormuz.... All [Trump] had to do was consider the possibility that he didn’t already know everything. But that’s not something Trump is capable of, and now the whole world is paying the price.” Thanks to Ken W. for the link. (Also linked yesterday.)

You know how Ukraine has helped the U.S. by sending its drone experts to the Middle East (at the U.S.'s request) and has been trying for months to cut a deal that would provide the U.S. with its drone technology? Here's the thanks we give them: ~~~

~~~ Noah Robertson & Ellen Francis of the Washington Post: “The Pentagon is considering whether to divert weapons intended for Ukraine to the Middle East as the war in Iran depletes some of the U.S. military’s most critical munitions.... The weapons that could be diverted away from Ukraine include air defense interceptor missiles, ordered through a NATO program launched last year in which partner countries buy U.S. arms for Kyiv.... The Prioritized Ukraine Requirements List (PURL) initiative has ensured a flow of select military equipment to Kyiv even as the Trump administration has cut off most of the Pentagon’s direct security assistance.... Since last summer, [a NATO] official said, the initiative has supplied 75 percent of the missiles for Ukraine’s Patriot batteries and nearly all of the ammunition used in its other air defense systems.” 

Connor O'Brien of Politico: “A top Republican denounced the Pentagon Wednesday for failing to give lawmakers enough information about U.S. military operations during a classified briefing on Iran — including plans for troops. House Armed Services Committee chair Rep. Mike Rogers said members warned defense officials that troop movements in the region should be 'thoughtful and deliberate.'... 'We want to know more about what’s going on, what the options are, and why they’re being considered,' the Alabama lawmaker said. 'And we’re just not getting enough answers on those questions.' It’s a notable rebuke from a senior GOP defense hawk who has backed ... Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran — and a warning that the administration could lose support for the nearly month-old war if it can’t adequately make the case to Congress.”

@Nisky Guy: Josh Johnson must mean this pose, which was used in promos one season. If you recall, Kevin Spacey's character Francis Underwood is a murderous, odious POS. I can see why Trump would choose this particular teevee character as a model. He thinks "'fictional odious POS' is very presidenty." I don't suppose Spacey, who is pretty much persona non grata now, figured he'd end up as the model for a U.S. coin. (See yesterday's Comments for context.) ~~~


BTW, there is some very good commentary at the end of yesterday's thread, entered fairly late in the day.

Dan Mangan of CNBC: "Donald Trump on Wednesday criticized two of his Supreme Court appointees — Justices Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett — for voting with other justices in the bombshell 6-3 decision that ruled his signature reciprocal tariffs were illegal, saying they sickened him and are 'bad for our country.' 'Two of the people that voted for that, I appointed,' Trump said at the National Republican Congressional Committee dinner at Union Station in Washington, D.C., without naming the two justices. Trump blasted Gorsuch and Barrett, along with the four other justices in the majority of the case, for not exempting the U.S. government from refunding up to $165 billion in tariffs paid by American importers under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act. 'The Supreme Court, that’s right, of the United States cost our country — all they needed was a sentence — our country hundreds of billions of dollars, and they couldn’t care less,' Trump fumed.... Referring to Gorsuch and Barrett, Trump said, 'And they sicken me.'” ~~~

~~~ Lee Moran of the Huffington Post, republished by Yahoo News!: “Another day, another made-up honor for Donald Trump. House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) drew swift mockery on Wednesday after he awarded the president the first-ever 'America First Award' at the National Republican Congressional Committee fundraiser, which he claimed would now be given 'annually from this point forward.... We could think of no better title for what that is,' Johnson said of the golden eagle statue. 'That’s this beautiful golden statue here. Appropriate for the new golden era in America.'... MS NOW host Jen Psaki didn’t hold back: 'Little Mike Johnson and all those Republicans have just created yet another participation trophy to give their very special boy in the White House to make sure he feels good about himself.'”

Heather Cox Richardson has a bit more on Trump's theft of classified documents which Jack Smith believed he stole in furtherance of his business interests. MB: Miss Aileen's effective efforts to cover up the evidence in the documents case notwithstanding, it's a really good idea (a) to find out as much as we can about that evidence, because (b) Trump is back in office & probably is squirreling away as much as he can right now. He is almost certain to be a repeat offender, especially because he got away with it once -- with the help of all manner of accomplices. ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: And just as I was writing that, Marcie Jones of Wonkette was uploading Remembrances of Grifts Past. Very relevant.

Jonathan Wolfe of the New York Times: “The United States Army has officially raised its enlistment age limit to 42 from 35 and eased restrictions for people with marijuana convictions, a move that comes years after a period in which it struggled to meet its recruitment goals and as the country is engaged in a war with Iran. The updated enlistment requirements, published last week, bring the service’s age requirements more in line with other branches of the military, including the Air Force, which raised its maximum age for recruits to 42 from 39 in 2023, and the Navy, which increased its age cap to 41 from 39 in 2022.”

Here's another chicken-or-egg conundrum: which came first, Drunk Pete's retributive nature or Pete's introduction to a crazy, very un-Christian, retributive brand of Christianity? ~~~

~~~ Jennifer Bendery of the Huffington Post: “The pastor from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s home church in Tennessee said last week on a podcast that he wants James Talarico to die, referring to the Texas Democratic state representative and Presbyterian seminarian who regularly discusses his Christian faith in his current bid for U.S. Senate. Brooks Potteiger, an evangelical pastor who has been described as Hegseth’s closest spiritual adviser, repeatedly attacked Talarico.... The show is hosted by Joshua Haymes, a former pastoral intern at Potteiger’s church.... 'First and foremost, we pray that a man like this would be cut to the heart,' Haymes said. He said he puts Talarico in the category of 'public enemies,' or those you 'are not called to love.'... 'I pray that God kills him,' Haymes continued. 'Ultimately, that means killing his heart and raising him up to new life in Christ.' Potteiger concurred.... 'We want him crucified with Christ.'” (Also linked yesterday.) ~~~

     ~~~ Tim Balk & Elizabeth Dias of the New York Times: “Responding to the remark, Mr. Talarico, a Presbyterian seminarian, emphasized compassion, a core theme of his campaign, and suggested that Mr. Potteiger was praying he would die. Mr. Potteiger and a representative for Mr. Hegseth said the pastor’s words were being twisted. Mr. Potteiger said he had not called for Mr. Talarico’s death, but rather called for him to have a religious conversion. 'Jesus loves,' Mr. Talarico, a progressive state lawmaker who has put his faith at the center of his political campaign, said in the statement. 'Christian Nationalism kills. You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you.'” MB: Looks like telling big fat lies also is part of the Potteiger/Hegseth form of fake Christianity.

Isaac Arnsdorf, et al., of the Washington Post: “Facing record-high wait times at airport security checkpoints..., Donald Trump turned to an idea that gained traction after a woman from Arizona called into a right-wing talk radio show: send in immigration agents.* The result has not reduced security lines, according to data from affected airports. Fliers on Wednesday were still taking four or more hours to clear security at Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport, where unpaid Transportation Security Administration agents skipping shifts have sharply reduced screenings.... The deployment also has not broken the impasse over funding the Department of Homeland Security, which would restore TSA’s pay. Senate Democrats are holding out for more legal restraints on immigration agents, a demand that stems from agents’ killing of two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis in January. Democrats sent the White House a new offer Wednesday....” ~~~

     ~~~ * As the reporters later relate, Trump took credit for the caller's suggestion, telling reporters that using ICE in airports "was my idea." Trump thinks that he can copyright anything he hears -- from the word "groceries" to "fake news" -- because he thinks he has a right to abscond with anything he wants, from words to top-secret documents. ~~~

~~~ Christina Morales, et al., of the New York Times: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents stationed at several airports on Wednesday were checking travelers’ IDs and performing other screening duties alongside personnel from the Transportation Security Administration. Those activities were largely a departure from the roles ICE agents had been performing since Monday at other major airports. They have been deployed ostensibly to ease the hourslong security lines amid a shortage of T.S.A. workers, but have largely patrolled hallways and stood watch.... 'After receiving standard T.S.A. training curriculum,' ICE officers were 'verifying identification using T.S.A. equipment and standard operating procedures,' the agency’s acting assistant secretary, Lauren Bis, said in a statement. She said the officers’ duties also included guarding entrances and exits, and crowd control. But it was unclear ... why ICE agents at some airports maintained more limited duties ... [or] whether the move had a widespread effect on wait times.”

Chloe Atkins of NBC News: “The Trump administration admitted in a court filing that it had erroneously relied on an ICE memo to justify arrests at immigration courthouses as part of an ongoing federal case brought by groups seeking to block the tactic. Federal prosecutors said Tuesday that they had used the memo, titled '2025 ICE Guidance,' to defend the Trump administration’s deployment of ICE agents at courthouses, which led to numerous arrests of immigrants attending hearings. The memo indicated that 'ICE officers or agents may conduct civil immigration enforcement actions in or near courthouses when they have credible information' that a targeted person would be 'present at a specific location.' But, the Justice Department said in the court filing, the memo 'does not and has never applied to civil immigration enforcement actions in or near' immigration courts....

“The U.S. district judge presiding over the case, Kevin Castel, had rejected the [plaintiffs]’ request to block the administration’s courthouse arrests. In the ruling, Castel said ICE’s guidance 'allowed arrests at or near an immigration court.' In its filing Tuesday, the Justice Department repeatedly apologized to Castel for a 'material mistaken statement of fact that the Government made to the Court and Plaintiffs.'... 'Based on our discussions with ICE today, this regrettable error appears to have occurred because of agency attorney error,' prosecutors wrote. As of Wednesday night, Castel had not entered a response in the case’s public docket.”

Iranians may shout, "Death to America!" but we're killing the country ourselves. ~~~ 

~~~ Jeff Adelson & Amy Qin of the New York Times: “Every metro area in the United States ... experienced lower immigration rates during the year leading up to July 2025 compared with the previous year, according to new estimates released on Thursday by the Census Bureau. In about 75 percent of all counties, overall population growth — including immigration, domestic migration, births and deaths — either slowed or turned negative. Only 25 percent grew faster. And large urban counties and border counties, which had experienced a surge in new arrivals in recent years, were among the hardest-hit parts of the country.... The new census estimates offer the most detailed picture yet of the demographic impacts from the immigration restrictions that started late in the Biden administration and have ramped up during the Trump presidency.... The numbers also captured the continuing effect of declining birthrates, as deaths outnumbered births in about two-thirds of U.S. counties. It is a sign that many communities are still struggling to keep their population levels up, even as the impact of Covid-related deaths has waned.” An AP report is here.

RFKJ Can't Find Someone Secretly Crazy Enough to Head CDC. Apoorva Mandavilli & Sheryl Stolberg of the New York Times: “The White House plans to delay naming a candidate to head the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, an agency that has been roiled by a string of high-level departures and has had three different leaders since ... [Donald] Trump returned to the White House, according to people familiar with the situation. Federal law imposes a 210-day limit on those filling Senate-confirmed positions in an acting capacity. If Mr. Trump does not nominate a permanent director by midnight on Wednesday, the agency will be officially leaderless. The administration faces a formidable challenge in finding a nominee who aligns with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Make America Healthy Again agenda while avoiding his unpopular stance on vaccines. The White House has yet to find someone who fits with the Trump administration’s mission and can also win Senate confirmation, according to a person familiar with the situation....” An Axios report is here.

... the Earth is warming due to human activities, this warming is already responsible for human suffering, and it can be stopped by human action. None of this is, or should be, the least bit controversial. -- Dr. Kate Marvel, resignation letter ~~~ 

~~~ A Black Hole & Seinfeld -- A Scientist Leaves NASA. Eric Niiler of the New York Times: “Kate Marvel, a widely known climate scientist and author, has resigned from her position at NASA, citing the Trump administration’s attacks on climate science.... Dr. Marvel, who trained as an astrophysicist before turning to the Earth’s atmosphere, said in an interview that the administration’s actions made it impossible to remain at an agency that she loved. 'It wears you down after a while,' said Dr. Marvel, who announced her resignation on Tuesday. 'None of my internally funded science projects were funded. I wrote a couple other proposals, which, as far as I know, have fallen into a black hole.' Dr. Marvel joins an estimated 95,000 employees who have left federal science agencies through layoffs, retirements or resignations since Mr. Trump returned to the White House last year. Of those, an estimated 10,000 held doctorate degrees in the sciences. Dr. Marvel was an associate research physicist at NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York, a research center that the Trump administration effectively shuttered in May 2025, canceling the lease on its Manhattan office and forcing its staff of more than 100 to work from home. The center was located upstairs from Tom’s Restaurant at Broadway and West 112th Street, near Columbia University, and the diner’s facade appears in 'Seinfeld' episodes.”

Alan Feuer of the New York Times: “The Justice Department has agreed to pay Michael T. Flynn, ... [Donald] Trump’s former national security adviser, $1.25 million to settle claims that he was wrongfully prosecuted for making false statements to federal agents investigating ties between Russia and Mr. Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign.... The settlement agreement, which put to rest a lawsuit Mr. Flynn filed three years ago, was an extraordinary example of how the Trump administration has offered legal relief to those aligned with the president. It appeared to be part of a broader effort to erase the effect of some of the prominent criminal cases brought against Mr. Trump and his allies. Mr. Flynn’s suit ... accused federal prosecutors of maliciously charging him with lying to investigators who were working on the Russia inquiry, even though he had twice pleaded guilty to misleading the F.B.I.... In 2020, after an unusual pressure campaign by Mr. Trump and several of his allies, the Justice Department dropped its case against Mr. Flynn, chiseling away at the results of the Russia investigation.” The ABC News story is here. Thanks to RAS for the link. ~~~

     ~~~ Steve Benen of MS NOW: "The financial settlement with Ashli Babbitt’s family was indefensible. The payout to Trump’s former national security adviser is worse." ~~~  

     ~~~ Scott Lemieux in LG&$: "As his own shakedown of the taxpayers proceeds, Trump has decided to let some of his close friends wet their beak a little[.]... Again, he is claiming that he was singled out for malicious prosecution by the Trump administration."

Miranda Nazzaro of the Hill: “The Justice Department has settled a lawsuit over allegations that the Biden administration pressured social media companies to remove or suppress speech. The settlement, filed in a Louisiana federal court, will bar the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency and the Surgeon General’s Office from engaging in such pressure on social media firms for 10 years. The case settlement resolves a lawsuit first filed in 2022 by the attorneys general of Missouri and Louisiana and other private plaintiffs. The suit alleged the federal government violated the First Amendment by 'coercing' or 'significantly encouraging' social media companies to delete certain content from their platforms. The content centered around conservative-leaning speech, including the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic and the associated health precautions, along with the 2020 presidential election. Attorney General Pam Bondi touted the settlement on Wednesday, calling it part of the DOJ’s 'key steps' in 'undoing' the Biden Administration’s 'abuses of the First Amendment, especially against conservative media.'” 

Kelly O'Donnell, et al., of NBC News: "The Justice Department has requested House Intelligence Committee records related to former CIA Director John Brennan, a frequent target of ... Donald Trump.... The Intelligence Committee voted Tuesday night to send to the Justice Department several classified hearing transcripts related to Brennan, according to a source familiar with the panel’s actions.... The committee’s move suggests that the Justice Department under Trump is moving ahead with a potential criminal case against Brennan after it launched an investigation in July."

Bill Pulte, Troll Extraordinaire. Kelly O'Donnell, et al., of NBC News: "A Trump administration official made two criminal referrals Wednesday against New York Attorney General Letitia James months after the Justice Department failed for a third time in its efforts to prosecute the longtime target of ... Donald Trump. Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte alleged in the referrals that James committed insurance fraud, saying she may have falsified information on separate homeowner's insurance applications regarding occupancy at two homes in Norfolk, Virginia, according to documents obtained by NBC News. One referral was made to U.S. Attorney Jason Quiñones in the Southern District of Florida and the other to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros in the Northern District of Illinois, as the insurance companies for the two respective applications, each for a different Norfolk property, are based in those jurisdictions."

Kadia Goba & Marianna Sotomayor of the Washington Post: “A House Democrat from Florida faces the prospect of losing her seat over allegations that she used Federal Emergency Management Agency money mistakenly sent to her family’s health care company to boost past congressional campaigns. In a rare public hearing Thursday, lawmakers from the House Ethics Committee are expected to vote on whether Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-Florida) violated House ethics rules for alleged crimes committed during the pandemic. If they do, the full committee would then meet and make a recommendation on whether Cherfilus-McCormick should face censure, expulsion or some other form of discipline. A fellow Florida lawmaker, Republican Greg Steube, has pledged to swiftly bring any consequence that is proposed to the full House for a vote.... 

“Republicans, who have grappled with a slim majority in this session of Congress, could gain some wiggle room if Cherfilus-McCormick is expelled from Congress.... Cherfilus-McCormick separately faces criminal charges and up to 53 years in prison tied to the errant FEMA dollars. The Department of Justice brought the charges against Cherfilus-McCormick and several others, including her brother and tax preparer, in November, after an investigation that began during the Biden administration.”

Cecilia Kang, et al., of the New York Times: “The social media company Meta and the video streaming service YouTube harmed a young user with design features that were addictive and led to her mental health distress, a jury found on Wednesday, a landmark decision that could open social media companies to more lawsuits over users’ well-being. Meta and YouTube must pay $3 million in compensatory damages for pain and suffering and other financial burdens. Meta is responsible for 70 percent of that cost and YouTube for the remainder. The bellwether case, which was brought by a now 20-year-old woman identified as K.G.M., had accused social media companies of creating products as addictive as cigarettes or digital casinos.” (Also linked yesterday.) ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: I will now put on my Old Codger hat. Harumph! We didn't get a teevee until I was 11 years old. I might have watched it all day if my parents had let me. I might have become addicted. I might have begged my mother to buy Cocoa Puffs or whatever the hell the Lone Ranger ate. The ads were meant to get us to buy products we didn't need. The shows were meant to keep us coming back. Maybe they didn't have algorithms. But they had Mad Men to guide them. My parents made sure I survived. I didn't become addicted to teevee, and I don't think I've ever tasted Cocoa Puffs. That young woman's parents should have limited her reliance on social media. Any number of factors may have contributed to her "mental health distress," but I wouldn't put the tech bros at the top of the list. Okay, I'm done now. 

     ~~~ BTW, I find the algorithms more annoying than compelling. The minute I started looking at Sodastreams (actually, at their competitors), I started getting dozens of ads for carbonators on my teevee and on half the sites I visit on the Internet. I really don't appreciate the bombardment. ~~~

~~~ It Is Tempting to Make Zuck Pay Just for Being a Dick. Eli Tan of the New York Times: “Meta on Wednesday laid off around 700 employees..., the latest downsizing as the Silicon Valley giant shifts its priorities toward artificial intelligence. Less than 24 hours earlier, the company unveiled a new stock program for six top executives that could increase compensation for some of them by as much as $921 million each over the next five years. Meta said the move was a way to retain talent in the A.I. era and push it toward ambitious growth. The dichotomy — cutting some employees while rewarding high-ranking executives — underlines how much A.I. has changed the tech industry. In recent years, Meta has been trying to move beyond its social media and metaverse businesses. Mark Zuckerberg, Meta’s chief executive, has declared that he is striving to create 'superintelligence,' or a godlike A.I. that can act as the ultimate personal companion. Last year, Mr. Zuckerberg shelled out billions of dollars to hire a team of A.I. specialists. At the same time, the company planned to cut 10 percent to 15 percent of Reality Labs, its division making virtual reality and metaverse products.” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: A "godlike personal companion"? Wow, sounds way better than Ross Douthat's blow-up doll companion*. And an incel's dream friend. Maybe. Mary Shelley, meet Dr. Frankenstein. His name is Zuck, and it turns out there is not only an Igor (a character who not does appear in your novel), but there are several, and Dr. Zuck pays them extremely well (unless they become redundant, in which case he fires them without a second thought).

     * Many years ago, Akhilleus & I came upon some tale that alleged Douthat, a practicing religionist, was a virgin in college and compensated by inviting an inflatable doll (with appropriate parts!) into his bed. The story is probably apocryphal, but we like it and we're sticking with it. Akhilleus may recall more details or may correct any errors I've made here. ~~~

~~~ Update. Wait, wait! AI can be good for women, too! Imagine for a moment that you were married to a man as ugly and obnoxious as Donald Trump. I know, eww. But hark! ~~~ 

~~~~ Katie Rogers of the New York Times: “On Wednesday, [Melania] Trump appeared at the White House alongside Figure 3, a humanoid, A.I.-powered robot whose uses, according to the company that makes it, include fetching towels, carrying groceries and serving champagne. But Mrs. Trump joins tech executives and some researchers in envisioning a world beyond robot butlery. She is interested in how these robots could cut it as educators.... Both clad in shades of white, the first lady and the visiting robot walked into a gathering of first spouses from around the world, a group that included Sara Netanyahu of Israel, Olena Zelenska of Ukraine, and Brigitte Macron of France... Both lady and robot extolled the virtues of further integrating robots into the educational and social lives of children.... After Figure 3 teetered gingerly away, Mrs. Trump looked around the room and told them that the future looked a lot like what they had just witnessed. 'The future of A.I. is “personified,’” she told her audience. 'It will be formed in the shape of humans. Very soon artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility.'” ~~~

     ~~~ Marie: Figure 3 seems to be sexless, devoid of sex parts & has the "voice" of a woman. But she's a prototype. That all can be fixed! My Figure 3 will be named Jake, he will speak in a deep baritone, and he will be well-equipped, shall we say.

~~~~~~~~~~  

Florida Republicans Wake Up & Smell the Tea Leaves. Mia McCarthy, et al., of Politico: “Florida has been viewed for months as the potential capstone of a GOP redistricting campaign, but now Sunshine State Republicans are growing wary after the dramatic flip of two legislative seats in the state — including one where ... Donald Trump votes. Republicans already hold a commanding 20-8 edge over Democrats in the Florida House delegation, and some in the GOP — including Gov. Ron DeSantis — believe they could pick up as many as five more seats with a rare mid-decade redraw of district lines. Some Florida incumbents are now warning in stark terms it could backfire. 'I think the Legislature needs to be very cognizant of the fact that if they get too aggressive … you could put incumbent members at risk,' GOP Rep. Greg Steube said.”

Kentucky. Former Governor Unaware Litigants Must Obey Judges' Orders. Campbell Robertson of the New York Times: “A judge has ordered the arrest of a former Kentucky governor, Matt Bevin, after finding him in contempt of court. The ruling came at a hearing this week in Louisville, Ky., days before a trial to determine whether Mr. Bevin owes child support to an estranged son, Jonah Bevin. The judge, Angela J. Johnson of Jefferson County Family Court, found that the former governor had repeatedly disregarded orders to turn over financial documents, and sentenced Mr. Bevin to serve 60 days in the county jail or to turn over the records that the court had sought. Mr. Bevin, who was out of town, appeared at the hearing on Tuesday via a videoconference. His lawyer, Jesse Mudd, did not respond to a request on Wednesday for comment. After the judge said she would order Mr. Bevin’s arrest, he filed a motion to disqualify her, arguing that she was making Mr. Bevin 'jump through proverbial hoops' not placed before other litigants, 'due solely to him being a former Governor of Kentucky.'”

Minnesota. Molly Hennessey-Fiske & Jeremy Roebuck of the Washington Post (March 24): “Minnesota officials sued the Departments of Justice and Homeland Security on Tuesday, seeking evidence the agencies have withheld related to three shootings — two of them fatal — by federal officers during this year’s immigration crackdown.... Tuesday’s lawsuit, filed in D.C. federal court by Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison, Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Drew Evans, superintendent of the state’s Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, alleges federal officials refused to cooperate with their offices to investigate all three shootings.... In January, federal officers killed Renée Good and Alex Pretti, 37-year-old Minneapolis residents and U.S. citizens protesting the federal immigration operation. They also shot Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, an undocumented Venezuelan immigrant who was struck in the leg and wounded during a foot chase near his home.”  

Oklahoma, O.K.! Yunior Rivas of Democracy Docket: "Oklahoma announced Tuesday it agreed to turn over its full voter rolls to the Trump Justice Department — including sensitive personal data the state had previously refused to provide. Under a newly executed settlement, state officials will give the DOJ a complete copy of Oklahoma’s statewide voter registration database, including voters’ names, birth dates, residential addresses and identifying numbers, including driver’s license and the last four digits of Social Security numbers.... The agreement also allows the department to seek additional voter data in the future and requires Oklahoma to transmit the records through federal systems.... In exchange, the DOJ dismissed the lawsuit against Oklahoma — avoiding a court ruling on whether it has the legal authority to demand such records.... The [DOJ] has filed lawsuits against dozens of states seeking access to unredacted voter rolls — an effort that has drawn resistance from both Democratic and Republican officials and has already been rejected in several federal courts." (Also linked yesterday.)

22 comments:

Akhilleus said...

Marie,

Ah yes...Douthat and his blow up doll girlfriend.

It's been a strange morning. After listening to NPR while making breakfast, I switched to George Shearing who was getting down with some German hipster musicians back in the early 70s and the always astonishing Stephane Grappelli, he of the Quintet of the Hot Club of France, along with Django Reinhardt, who played together back in the 30s and 40s. A musical time tunnel, if you will. And after doing a little digging, I resurrected those original pieces on our little boy Douthat. More time tunneling ensued.

So, Marie's suspicion that the blow up doll is apocryphal is quite correct. It was, I seem to recall, an invention of my own, but one based on reports by Douthat himself of his complete disgust with a girl who was trying her damndest to have sex with him during his Harvard days. She MUST have been drunk, stoned, or desperate. Probably all three. In any event, he was completely repelled at her questioning about why he was unable to get it up despite (as he reports) her breasts bulging out of her pajamas. His disgust was turbocharged when she whispered that she was on the pill. Holy Masters and Johnson, Batman, she wants to DO IT! Run away!!!

Okay, enough of that. At that point I believe I thought it only appropriate that Master Neckbeard Douthat, holy Catholic monk he aspired to be, would opt for companionship of the sexy kind with an inflatable, easily dismissed rubber thing who wouldn't bug him about his flaccid member and one he wouldn't have tell to shut up, already. Ergo, the blow up doll.

The articles were from around 2012, and in one NY Magazine interview, it was revealed that Douthat believed Obama to be a heretic (no explanation for that), also that he preferred Romney to Santorum (but only slightly). Another bit of time tunneling there. Oh for those days of yore when we thought of Santorum (I believe I used to refer to him as Savonarola) was the lowest of the wingnut crazies. Jesus. Wingers may not believe in evolution, but just think of the accelerated evolution of right-wing horror shows over just the last 15 years. Compared to Fatty, Santorum seems tame.

But back to Blow Up Doll Boy. Scanning a few other articles, I was surprised to learn that Douthat was one of the only conservative voices in the pages of the hippy-dippy, leftie rag, the New York Times. Say what? I'm guessing people who wrote stuff like that (and still do) must envision the Times newsroom as as a kind of Village Voice-like place populated by tie-dyed T-shirt wearing hippies all smoking bongs while listening to "The Revolution Will not be Televised" and pirated Lou Reed recordings.

But. Douthat is still there. He's still pushing his vision of an America debauched by liberal decadence (I guess people who have sex without as much as a by your leave, guys who can actually get it up, and women who know what to do next without permission). He writes in a kind of precious, winger style undercut by his own brand of stringent, religiosity and wingnut keening. Funny how I read that he's a very polite intellectual, which makes me question whether those holding such opinions even know what an intellectual is or does.

Anyway, a little time tunneling this morning. Stephane Grappelli and George Shearing are still mad and bad on their instruments, and Douthat is still blowing up his girlfriend. If it ain't exactly true, it's at least...truthy.

Akhilleus said...

I see Bibi is bragging about Israel killing a top Iranian naval commander.

Okay, so what?

Look, they killed Khamenei. His son takes over. If they kill him, someone else will be there. These people have been in business for decades. Yes, individuals are important, but the ideology is still active and in place. Killing and killing, and bombing and bombing only gets you so far. This is why these things need to be thought through.

Israel has gone full Carthage on Gaza, but you know what? Hamas is still there. It doesn't matter if Fatty and Drunk Pete bomb the shit out of every square inch of Iran, there will still be problems.

As for the Strait of Hormuz, sure, Europeans and other nations might decide to help out, but doing what? What's the plan? Because even if you kill a big shot naval commander, it's not like all the guys under him forget how to pack a ton of C4 into a speed boat and send it out to hit an oil tanker or some navy destroyer shepherding it through the strait. So what's the plan? And from the NATO allies' point of view, they could come up with a rock solid strategy but the whole thing can be overturned in a second by the Fat Fascist who, at the last minute, decides he wants to do something different and pulls the rug out from under everyone.

HE is the problem. He is ALWAYS the problem. If you're Britain or France or fucking Luxembourg, it's hard to commit to something because Trump is the wild card. Plans don't matter because it's always the Donald Show. He's the star, the producer, and the head writer. He decides what the next episode will be about. And if he needs some distraction, then he'll say something inflammatory or do one of his stupid dance moves, or blow something up, or threaten to.

There's no strategy or plan that will work as long as he is involved. That's just the way it is.

R A S said...

So we have negative/neutral population growth in much of the country and the Attorney General is touting the fact that they have handcuffed the federal government for a decade from asking social media to not kill more people like they were during covid with dangerous and misinformation. This is also a day after Meta and YouTube were found guilty of knowingly manipulating children, that sometimes has lead to their deaths. This administration and it's minions always choose the option with the most cruelty.

akaWendy said...

As seen on Threads, "Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms" - and just in time for Sarurday's NoKIngs All You Fascists Bound to Lose

R A S said...

Merit
Markwayne shows once again that Republicans care nothing about merit and competence. They just want to support their white supremacy.

R A S said...

Farmers

"Trump’s USDA cancels $300 million program that helped farmers buy or keep their land: report
The reported cuts come after the administration cut billions in funding as part of its efforts to eliminate diversity-related programs from the government"

akaWendy said...

Bill McKibben, on substack The Crucial Years, sets a "goal this week is to make sure you bring everyone you can to Saturday’s No Kings Day protests" A Time to Rise In anger, in hope, in whatever gets you out the door on Saturday!
"Since the last No Kings protest in October, the administration has invaded Venezuela and attacked Iran, it has killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti, and it has blown up the global economy. Here’s this week’s particular barb, at least for people who care about energy and climate: they’ve taken a billion taxpayer dollars (that’s about six bucks per taxpayer) and used it to buy back offshore wind leases from Total Energies, a French firm, in an effort to make sure that this wind is never captured for clean energy.
....
Want just a touch more anger, just at the pettiness of these guys? The Trump administration, because it can, is about to remove a bike lane in DC
....
Oh, and as Paris has become a bike city, air pollution has dropped 55 percent.

So, if you’re not angry enough to march now, then perhaps I can motivate you with just a soupçon of fear.

The World Meteorological Organization released its latest State of the Global Climate report on Monday, which for the first time attempts to track the planet’s energy imbalance
....
This week offered reports of Arctic sea ice at all time lows for the date, and of the highest March temperatures ever recorded in the U.S.—measurements so loony they’re almost beyond credulity. New record highs for March—112 degrees in California and Arizona—beat the old records by two degrees, and were just a degree shy of the all-time April record.
....
Beyond the crazy fire danger now building across the West (Nebraska last week had the biggest fire in its history, and one of the twenty biggest in American history; a new study today explicitly links shrinking snowpacks to growing fire danger), there’s another peril now fully in play: the winter saw precious little snowpack across the Rockies, and much of that melted in last week’s heatdome, which means the Colorado River is headed towards previously unknown states"

R A S said...

Keeping us safe /s

"Minnesota Democrats report being followed, harassed by ICE agents during immigration surge
Federal agents ran Rep. Brad Tabke’s license plate information before leading him to his house in January and February."

akaWendy said...

Marie - you might reconsider - the things young minds can find on the internet seem more deadly than Cocoa Puffs. Will Gottsegen, for The Atlantic, describes
The internet’s most famous looks-maxxer
"At the age of 14, Braden Peters began injecting himself with mail-order testosterone to make himself into something he wasn’t. By his account, the experiment ended when his parents, Kenneth and Lauren, discovered his supply and trashed it. Young Braden was apparently undaunted. He set up a post-office box and began ordering new chemicals—he’s since claimed to have taken crystal meth to stay lean—anything that would catalyze his transformation. He began tapping his face with a hammer in pursuit of perfect cheekbones. The goal was entirely superficial: to reshape his physical form so that other men would feel inferior in his presence, and so that women would want to have sex with him....
In the pre-internet age, Peters might have passed through the world without notice, or at least without fame. But in 2026, at age 20, he is a popular influencer who calls himself Clavicular, after the span of his collarbones. He is among the most recognizable adherents of the radical-self-improvement project known as looks-maxxing. Hew closely to the credo, which includes all sorts of steroids and therapies, and you might even ascend. That’s looks-maxxing terminology for becoming really, really hot."

Ken Winkes said...

Random thoughts:

Occurs to me that those "Christians," or goofs who ally themselves to any religion, who ask the Big Bully in the the Sky to smite their enemies must get quite a thrill out of believing that the Big Guy is on their side, and I suspect they do that because without the belief that the Big Bully is on their side, they know they are as weak and ineffectual as they really are. It's their god that makes 'em tough....

And Akhilleus, your reference to "full Carthage" made me smile, both for its cleverness and because it reminded me of those Harold Lamb biographies (maybe a bit novelized) of famous historical characters that I read in my teens. One was devoted to Hannibal and the Punic Wars....

R A S said...

Wired

"Using a VPN May Subject You to NSA Spying
US lawmakers are pressing Tulsi Gabbard to reveal whether using a VPN that connects to overseas servers can strip Americans of their constitutional protections against warrantless surveillance.

Several federal agencies, including the FBI, the National Security Agency, and the Federal Trade Commission, have recommended that consumers use VPNs to protect their privacy. But following that advice may inadvertently cost Americans the very protections they're seeking."

R A S said...

ICE PreCheck

Akhilleus said...

Ken,

Glad you got the reference. There's something to be said for a classical liberal arts education. In fact, I hadn't thought there would be single person out here who wouldn't get a reference to Carthage. Prior to the last presidential election, Marie routinely included a "Trumpus delenda est" bug on the RC page, a reference to Cato's famous insistence that Carthage must be destroyed.

I'll tell you who wouldn't get it...a certain "stable genius". But just as well. Your mention of the Punic Wars reminded me that the most famous character of those conflicts, besides Hannibal, of course, was the Roman general Scipio, known forever after as Scipio Africanus for his defeat of the Carthaginian forces in the Second Punic War.

Lionized in his day by all Rome, Scipio Africanus pops up in any number of prestigious texts in Western Civilization. Dante mentions him in the "Inferno" (also in "Purgatorio" and "Paradiso", but I've only ever read the first one). Machiavelli writes about him in "The Prince". Handel wrote a whole freakin' opera about him, and Milton refers to him in "Paradise Lost". He's depicted in film and TV shows as well. Marcello Mastroianni(!) played him in "Scipione detto anche l'Africano". Hey, it's not "La Dolce Vita" or "8½", but pretty cool in any event. Scipio's a famous dude.

But don't tell Fatty all of that. After Scipio died, a whole crapload of pretenders tried to pin the Africanus cognomen on themselves, mostly to bad effect. But Fat Hitler, should he find out about all of this fame from a single big battle, might decide to call himself Trumpio Iranus, which I, naturally, would rework to Trumpio Uranus, ie, Trump, Yer Ass.

Hey, might do that anyway, Another reason for MAGAts to hate education.

Akhilleus said...

Wendy,

I've only recently read about this looks-maxxing nuttiness. Bone cracking to look better? Jeeez. I wonder though if this isn't the male version of Mar-a-Lardo Face.

Akhilleus said...

Ya know, with all the horrific things going these days, war and tariffs and kids in foreign lands dying because Trump hates black people, people in this country being chased down by masked thugs and shot dead in the street, a Supreme Court that sides with authoritarian despotism, greed and grifting on a epic scale, one would suspect that a certain desensitization might set in, a listless, callous inability to care about anything anymore. But then I read that Drunk Pete Hegseth's "spiritual advisor" sez James Talarico needs to die.

What in the holy fuck is going on here? One day we have Fat Hitler dancing on Bob Mueller's grave, then we hear about some holy roller asshole praying for someone to die because he doesn't like his politics??

Holy shit. 2028 cannot get here soon enough. But even if we do sweep these moral derelicts out of power, their inspirations to hate and death will still survive. It's been going on a long time though, hasn't it?

I'm sure you guys remember Alice's Restaurant. I was thinking of a section of the song that seems like it could have been exactly what happened when Drunk Pete signed up for the military:

I waked in and sat down and they gave
me a piece of paper, said, Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."
And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL, " and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

The difference of course, is that Arlo Guthrie never became the Secretary of Defense. I mean, can't you just see Fatty and Pete jumpin' up and down in the Oval Office yellin' KILL, KILL, KILL. Hey, DP's "spiritual advisor" does it from the pulpit.

We are this close to complete barabarism. It isn't even funny.

Akhilleus said...

And while I'm thinking of great songs of the past by the Guthrie family, I'd like to thank Wendy for that updated version of Woody's anti-fascist anthem by Bette Midler.

One weird thing though...why did they choose that Edward Hopper painting as the backdrop for lyrics about kicking fascist ass? It's one of my favorite Hopper images, dusk at a roadside gas station in a rather bucolic setting. I've always fancied this an image of old Cape Cod (not the Patti Page Cape Cod, an older one) before it became the overrun mess so much of it is today.

The Hoppers lived in Truro which thankfully still has a bit of the old Cape feel to it (which may account for its being the destination of choice for a boatload of psychiatrists from Boston and New York in August). Anyway, thanks for the song. It's a great one. NO KINGS, baby!

R A S said...

Russia

"Russia is close to completing a phased shipment of drones, medicine and food to Iran, according to western intelligence reports that detail Moscow’s efforts to keep its embattled partner fighting"

Akhilleus said...

RAS,

And don't forget, Russia is still helping Iran target US positions. So we help Putin by letting him sell his oil, handing him billions every day, and he pays us back by helping Iran kill Americans and attack our positions. Not only that, but we give him a leg up on killing more Ukrainians. Such a well thought out thing this was by the stable genius and his brain trust. I wouldn't even shorten that to brain "rust" because that assumes brains play at least some role this mishegas.

Akhilleus said...

Ummm...is it just me, or does that robot seem nicer and more human than Melanie? Sheesh!

Also, I've been having nightmares since the other day when someone pointed out how, when President Wilson became indisposed, his wife Edith became, for all intents and purposes, the acting president and the same might happen when Fatty has that big stroke that seems imminent.

Can you imagine Melanie as president??? Her platform, and administrative ethos would be the "I really don't care" maxim she seems to embody. Hey, maybe the robot could be acting president. It's wild to say it, but I'd feel better about that outcome than either the couch fucker or the "I hate fucking Christmas" lady running the show.

Marie Burns said...

@Akhilleus: The "someone" who pointed out that Melanie could become the de facto president* was I. The moment I read Erica Green's NYT article showing the similarities between Trump & Wilson, I thought of my 11th-grade history lesson in which I learned that Edith took over the president's job. At the time I learned it -- 65 years ago -- I was impressed by the idea that a woman could do the president's job, because that was something that few people seriously contemplated in 1961.

But now, but now -- Melanie??? OMG! She wouldn't be our first female president* -- Edith beat her to it -- but she would be our first foreign-born president* on accounta that's unconstitutional.

But, yeah, the robot -- as long as Elon didn't program her -- would be a better president than the human choices we have.

akaWendy said...

Akhilleus - while I can see your point that the Hopper painting depicts a bucolic setting, I can't look at that one without thinking of the valley of ashes (which also doesn't match with the lyrics of the song). The image must have been chosen given that the painting and song date from the same decade and just a few years apart, or for some other reason????
And I agree that looks-maxxing nuttiness resembles a male version of Mar-a-Lardo Face, but bone cracking doesn't seem all that far off from nose jobs and boob enhancments; only the methods that idiots are persuaded to try these things (and the amount of available disposable cash) is new.
Time to get out the dvd player and put on Alice's Restaurant yet again.

akaWendy said...

And I guess I'll have to get used to paying for everything with a card - no way I'm keeping any t*** bills or coins in my wallet

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